^^ haha LOL that episode is so funny! Well, every episode is funny!
Ready for some more quotes?
ROSS: I may get to speak at this Paleontology conversion, and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
CHANDLER: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff, and/or are sick.
ROSS: It's in Barbados.
CHANDLER: But you come first!
RACHEL: I'm there.
ROSS: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….
MONICA: I wasn’t trying to escape!
ROSS: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
MONICA: I was… helping out a squirrel…
ROSS: You were trying to eat it!!!!
JOEY: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
ROSS: Yeah, sure.
JOEY: By someone besides Monica?
CHANDLER: And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?
JOEY: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
CHANDLER: That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman
JOEY: (dressed in nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
CHANDLER: But you found the keys to his clothes?
JOEY: No. No, I just, uh... I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
MONICA: And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?
JOEY: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?
CHANDLER: That is true.
ROSS: That is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
RACHEL: Well, you should know. You've bought like a billion of 'em.
MONICA: You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!
ROSS: How did you know about that?
CHANDLER: We heard you play all the way from your apartment.
ROSS: Were you the ones called the cops?!
CHANDLER: That's not really important right now.
CHANDLER: Are you okay?
MONICA: I'm fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a threatening note under the door.
JOEY: Oh, yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I don't know...
MONICA: What's the matter?
CHANDLER: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!
PHOEBE: Oh, Willy's still alive!
PHOEBE: [The fire alarm is beeping] Oh my God! How did you get back here?
VOICE BEHIND DOOR: Phoebe Buffay?
PHOEBE: Fire alarm?
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