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Post by Manu on Sept 24, 2007 17:41:25 GMT -5
I love Friends!!! Im laughing so much!!!
Monica: We've decided to name the girl baby Erica.
Erica: Oh, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is
I just loved that!
And I think nexy to that Chandler says something like Its a shame that Joey is not there, it was hilarious, the girls that played Erica is great.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2007 10:44:32 GMT -5
"AAAHHH!!! SAMON SKIN ROLL!!" - Rachel, The one with Unagi
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Post by honeydukes6 on Sept 25, 2007 10:55:37 GMT -5
Hahaha I just saw the Barbados episode:
JOEY: No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
ROSS: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no "the".
CHANDLER: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
MONICA: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
CHANDLER: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
MONICA: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
CHANDLER: I did! A penis one!
RACHEL: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
(Monica and Chandler reach the group)
MONICA: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!
CHANDLER: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
MONICA: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
PHOEBE: Are you leaving "The Supremes"?
MIKE: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!
MONICA: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
;D
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Post by honeydukes6 on Sept 25, 2007 10:59:09 GMT -5
Oh and some more good ones:
Monica: (pleasantly surprised) Ping pong? (to Chandler) Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
Chandler: I don't think so!
Monica: (disappointed) Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
Monica: I'm not always that bad!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Monica: (hesitatingly) I punched you...?
Chandler: And...?
Monica: ... Phoebe...?
Phoebe: ... and...?
Monica: I clunked your heads together!
Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: That's just good sense!
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Post by __laura. on Sept 25, 2007 11:47:46 GMT -5
Lol I love the Ping Pong one.
"See this scar? It's from Pictionary!"
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Post by honeydukes6 on Sept 25, 2007 12:22:55 GMT -5
The ping-pong one is so funny!! MONICA: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl? MIKE: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that. On TV is now the one with Monica's boots. MONICA: Okay, I’m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots. CHANDLER: (pause) I don’t have your boots. MONICA: Well I don’t have them either. Where are they? CHANDLER: Well, why don’t you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay! TRUDIE STYLER: (stands up) Look, I’ve just pressed a button, triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now, the police will be here! PHOEBE: The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.) and the Rooossss caaaannn part is also great!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2007 15:29:21 GMT -5
ROSSSSS CAAAAN GIVE ME THE TICKETS. ROSS CAN GET ME THE TICKETS!!!!!
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Post by larrabee on Sept 26, 2007 0:03:47 GMT -5
Monica: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
Joey: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
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Post by larrabee on Sept 26, 2007 0:06:12 GMT -5
Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
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Post by larrabee on Sept 26, 2007 0:06:33 GMT -5
Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.
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