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larrabee Guest	Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 0:10:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by larrabee on Aug 27, 2007 0:10:25 GMT -5 Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's not that common, it doesn't "happen to every guy, " and it is a big deal! Chandler: [pointing] I knew it! LMFAO!!!

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 0:20:50 GMT -5

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Post by larrabee on Aug 27, 2007 0:20:50 GMT -5

[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

Joey: I can pass for 19, right?
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Seriously.
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no, okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.
Joey: [gasps] I'm 30.
Rachel: Joey, you are not; you're 31.
Joey: Aw, crap.

Ross: The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!
Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 4:32:35 GMT -5

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Post by honeydukes6 on Aug 27, 2007 4:32:35 GMT -5

Here's some more!

Ross: Well umm, y’know, I used to play.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that’s right, the keyboards, huh?
Ross: Yeah, just a little after highschool, but then I really got into it when I was in college. (Monica takes a sip of her drink) I mean that’s-that’s when I really found my sound.
(Monica laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Monica: Oh God! (cleaning her nose with a tissue) Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it! (to Ross) Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.
Ross: (annoyed that she forgot) Ye-ah!

------------ Later...

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) (very serious) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Everyone nods that they understand. Ross plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!

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Phoebe: (to Monica) Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
"First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Monica: (interrupts) Phoebe!
Phoebe: If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.

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Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once.

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Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
The salesman: Really? You two?
Ross: Yeah! Rach?
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out. (tries to start walking, but Ross pushes her back against the wall again)
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Ross: A loser you did it with (To the salesman) 298 times!

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Joey: Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Ross: I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings…
Joey: I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
Chandler: That.

Haha

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albina Guest	Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 7:08:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by albina on Aug 27, 2007 7:08:50 GMT -5 HAHAHA ! ;] I LOVE ALL OF THOSE !

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 12:32:24 GMT -5

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Post by honeydukes6 on Aug 27, 2007 12:32:24 GMT -5

Haha I just saw the episode with Chandler's dad

Chandler: Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Monica: So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)

Monica: Yeah, well he’s my brother! Plus, he drives so slow he could never hurt it.
Ross: It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.

Ross: Look Rach, if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I’ll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?

Ooh friends is soo funny!

Ana* Full Member so it goes. Posts: 208	Fav quotes from Friends Aug 27, 2007 16:03:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ana* on Aug 27, 2007 16:03:12 GMT -5 Lmao! Those quotes are all so funny! ;D

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 29, 2007 9:26:53 GMT -5

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Post by Lu on Aug 29, 2007 9:26:53 GMT -5

This song that Phoebe sang at the coffee house always makes me laugh...

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "all you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler").

;D

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 29, 2007 10:38:16 GMT -5

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Post by honeydukes6 on Aug 29, 2007 10:38:16 GMT -5

haha yeah that songs is really funny

I also like these quotes:

Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Phoebe: They're gonna call her Chandler.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: Works on you.

Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
The teacher: Monica, you asked the question.

Ross: That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? (both Ross and Rachel look at her)
Rachel: (pause) He’s talking to the baby.

Ross: (picking up Chi-Chi’s picture) Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! (to Rachel) Y’know Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Monica: What?!
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!

Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Chandler: And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much better job. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Chandler: That’s what I do now.

;D

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Fav quotes from Friends Aug 29, 2007 22:30:49 GMT -5

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Post by larrabee on Aug 29, 2007 22:30:49 GMT -5

acciobrain said:

This song that Phoebe sang at the coffee house always makes me laugh...

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "all you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler").

;D

HEHE! Phoebe singing = Priceless.
*starts singing "smelly cat, smelly cat"*

laura89 Guest	Fav quotes from Friends Aug 31, 2007 18:05:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by laura89 on Aug 31, 2007 18:05:54 GMT -5 Will(brad Pitt): we started a rumor... Rachel:..what rumor? Will:.well.... Phoebe: Ah c'mon Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!