Fav quotes from Friends

[selena221]

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[xxmalerfunx3]

these viddies will explain my love for this show
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[Hepburn Addict]

Joey and Chandler scenes always crack me up the most. This is one of my faves:

(About deciding which baby is Ross's after leaving the poor kid on a bus)

Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.

Chandler: Oh, were gonna flip for the baby?

Joey: You got a better idea?

Chandler: Alright, call it in the air.

Joey: Heads.

Chandler: Heads it is.

Joey: Yes, wooo.

Chandler: We have to assign heads to something!

Joey: Right, ok, uh, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

Chandler (with the funniest look on his face): What kind of scary a** clowns came to your birthday party?

[sugarquill]

These quotes are so great!!! I just love Friends! Here are my favourites:

When Phoebe is asked to sing for little children in a library. Her grandmother song:

"Grandma is a person that everyone likes,
she bought you a toy train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
and the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Your parents told you that she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and one day you will too.
lalalala lalala...."

And then when being asked to sing more cheerful songs about e.g. farmyard animals:

"The cows in the meadow go moo
The cows in the meadow go moo
Until the farmer hits them on the head and grinds them up.
And that's how we get hamburgers".


Or the one where Ross is dating a girl who likes dirty talk.

Girl: Oh yeah Ross, talk dirty to me.
Ross: Erm.....
Girl: Come on Ross, say something hot.
Ross .... erm..... Vulva.


Ross: Hey guys, does anyone know a good place to eat?
Joey: How about Tony's? If youb can finish a thirty-two-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Okay. Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

And my all-time favourite:

Chandler (to Joey after a stupid comment and he's annoyed him the whole day):

"You gotta stop the q-tip when there's resistance"

;D

[xxmalerfunx3]

^OMGOSH I LOVE THE Q-TIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love lOve loVe lovE Chandler

[michelle1]

Phoebe: That's it? You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No, we weren't!" What happened to you two?

[empertgrinson]

My favourite:

Joey Hey, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?!

LOLROFLomg

[RupertGrintLover]

Ross: YOU DUCKED!!
Joey: I'm sorry!! When a fist comes to you, you duck. See! *punch*

LMAO

[Charlot ♫]

Ross: I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.


Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?

Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: What?
Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
Chandler: You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!

Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.

Hahaha, one of my favourite scenes on Friends. Ross is amazing.