Harry Potter Pick Up Lines lol

[Saliha]

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

Your smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.

I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.

Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there’s sparks between us.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

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EDIT:
Ok, here are some more. Some are dirty!

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don’t I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

Why don’t you come tame my dragon?

I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!

You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!

Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.

[Miki]

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Hahahahaha - This one is the best ;D

Oh my God, my stomach hurts now

[xxmalerfunx3]

WOW ! These made me laugh hysterically, so freakin funny.

[msbigbad]

You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
^^ That one owns! lol!

[Simba]

LOL!!!

[empertgrinson]

You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

If a wizard said that to me, i'd laugh in his face at how pathetic that is! LOOOOL hahahaha.


You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.
Haaaaahahaa

[Miki]

Not really pick up lines but I think it is pretty funny I found it on the net somewhere and all credits go to who ever wrote this Slight Warning - insinuating

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts


I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees"

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept

I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant

It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back"

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

Sirius Black is not #24601

I will not lick Trevor

I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"

I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey

I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas

I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is

I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins

I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"

Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male

I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins

When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting

The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense

I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true

I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"

Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine”

I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”

[empertgrinson]

Wand jokes are always the funniest - but they're so corny! Seriously...