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Post by ♥ Laura ♥ on Mar 21, 2008 18:20:35 GMT -5
OMG LMAO!!! That was absolutely hillarious *is ded with laughter*
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Post by Mel. on Mar 21, 2008 18:31:34 GMT -5
CH 4: DURSLEYS' HOUSE STILLFor instance, these things don't happen, but could: HERMIONE-AS-HARRY: (squeezing own butt) Hmm, nice. Quite firm. Always did wonder. RON-AS-HARRY: (peeking down own shorts, smiling in relief) Right, as I suspected. Nothing worth envying. CH 31: BATTLEFIELD HOGWARTSVOICE OF VOLDEMORT: Good evening, everyone! How do you like this magical P.A. system I got going? Anyhow--as you may have heard, I'm invading with my posse. Hand over Harry Potter and nobody will get hurt. Well, except him, of course. HOGWARTS KIDS AND TEACHERS: Eat me, Dork Lord! LMAO!! hahahahaha ;D ;D HA!
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Post by alyson_wonderland on Mar 21, 2008 23:35:46 GMT -5
*still laughing*
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Post by alyson_wonderland on Mar 22, 2008 23:52:19 GMT -5
from hbp:
DUMBLEDORE: Cheers, old friend. Come, Harry: time to take you to Ron's house. By the way, it's totally okay if you tell Ron and Hermione about the prophecy and everything. HARRY: It is? DUMBLEDORE: Yes. You'd be lost without their help. We all know that. HARRY: Uh... DUMBLEDORE: Oops, did I say that out loud?
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HARRY: Neat, I'm the Quidditch captain. HERMIONE: (and I quote) That gives you equal status with prefects! You can use our special bathroom now and everything! STEAMY FANFIC WRITERS OF MANY VARIETIES: (taking notes) How handy.
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Train arrives at Hogwarts. SLYTHERINS exit. DRACO whips around and freezes HARRY, who falls off the luggage rack and loses his cloak. DRACO steps on HARRY's face, hard. DRACO: Loser. DRACO leaves HARRY on the floor to choke on his own blood. HARRY/DRACO SHIPPERS: OMG they're so in love!!!!
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HARRY: I wasn't thinking about your sister! Don't hit me! RON: What? HARRY: ...nothing... HARRY obsesses about his romantic dilemma for a while. The book says, and I quote, "The battle still raged inside his head: Ginny or Ron?" As a consequence, several dirty-minded READERS snicker. Then he swings into the 7th-floor boys' bathroom and finds DRACO sobbing at one of the sinks while MOANING MYRTLE tries to console him. HARRY/DRACO SHIPPERS: (nearly fainting) Oh my God, it's the best hurt/comfort setup ever!!! Hug him!! Hug him!!! DRACO sees HARRY, wheels around, and tries to send the Cruciatus curse at him. HARRY/DRACO SHIPPERS: Okay, well, close enough!
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HARRY grabs GINNY from the crowd, and dips her halfway to the floor in a kiss like the sailor and the nurse in that famous WWII V-J-Day picture. REST OF GRYFFINDORS freeze in shock. HARRY: Oh, uh...is this OK, Ron? RON: Eh, whatever. HARRY: Shall we go for a stroll, then, m'dear? GINNY: Aye aye, Captain. NORMAL READERS: Awww. READERS WHO ARE HELL-BENT ON SEEING HARRY WITH HERMIONE, DRACO, RON, LUNA, OR ANYONE ELSE: No! No!! *No*!!! You're ruining it, Rowling!! I hate you!!! I'll never read your books again!!!! NORMAL READERS: Think maybe you're overreacting *just* a tad?
and the best of all:
HARRY: Suit yourselves. Hey, have you guys kissed yet? RON: Nah. Saving that for Book Seven. SEVERAL READERS: Damn it. They shell out cash and hand it off to other READERS.
omg. i didnt mean to quote that much but molly winter is officially my hero.
;D
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Post by honeydukes6 on Mar 23, 2008 7:16:45 GMT -5
^^ I love how she put in the readers ;D
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Post by Mel. on Mar 23, 2008 13:01:45 GMT -5
I also love how she's a canon shipper ;D
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Post by melynn44 on Mar 23, 2008 19:44:43 GMT -5
"You coming, woman?"
That is classic. I lol'ed
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