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Post by michelle1 on Sept 25, 2008 18:26:41 GMT -5
I would never hear Hermione say "Ron, take off your clothes."
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Post by rne on Sept 25, 2008 22:44:47 GMT -5
Voldemort: Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me you killed him!
Voldemort: No! I am your father.
Harry: Really?
Voldemort: Nah... April Fool!
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Post by xxmalerfunx3 on Sept 26, 2008 19:25:17 GMT -5
HARRY; Hey Ron, Draco, and Cedric let's spread of vaniral disease with just our smexiness! RON;DRACO;CEDRIC;*WOOHOO*YAY lets kill the ladies with our foxiness!
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Post by ~Katie~ on Sept 27, 2008 12:34:06 GMT -5
Hermione: I failed the test.
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Post by xxmalerfunx3 on Sept 28, 2008 19:08:30 GMT -5
Redreh, you never fail to get me into hysterics i'm laughing as I type xD. Ok so here is mine ;D. Voldemort - Screw the dark side all I want to do is go home and play with my barbies. harry - Oh, Oh, me too! *Voldemort and Harry hug*. HAHA!! Omg, that is so a fanart waiting to happen! *will try to art-ify it one day* Attempt no. 2 at brilliance : Lavender: Ron, I really feel that you and I have very little in common, and I know that your heart truly lies elsewhere. Ron: Oh yey, verily thou art correct, Lavender dear. I feel that I hath used you ill! Lavender: Nay, worry your heart none, my dear Weasley. Ron: Thank you, gracious nymph. Oh Hermione, my dove? Hermione: ...yes? Ron: Willst thou walk with me? For I must profess to you my un-dieing love... Hermione: ... Really? Oh, Ron-- Ron: For Harry. (Ron eventually became Anthony Andrew's Percy Blakeney in my mind...) Liann that was FREAKING HILARIOUS! HARRY:Yo Hoe! HERMIONE;*swings around*Harry that is no way to talk to ginny! HARRY;I was talking to YOU!Ron's waiting for you in the broomcloset! HERMIONE*blushes* HARRY!*swats* HARRY:Hey can you tell Ginny to do that...on my bum...with oil *starts to masterbate in front of everyone* HERMIONE to GINNY:I don't know how your put up with him!
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Post by Simba on Oct 25, 2008 9:59:33 GMT -5
Hermione: Ron, I want a divorce. Right now. ~~~~~~ Ron: You're a filthy little mudblood, you know that, Hermione? ~~~~~~ Snape: Yes, now, where are those adoption papers for Harry?
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