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Post by ♥ Laura ♥ on Apr 5, 2008 20:12:14 GMT -5
*whacks your booty with it*
YOU SHALL BE BOTTOMLESS!!
MUAHAHAHAAAAA *chokes on hairball*
*leaves in dramatic fashion by dissappearing behind my david-covered magick robes*
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Post by Chris on Apr 5, 2008 22:23:28 GMT -5
David Yates-the man responsible for beefing up Ronald, shoving Rupert and Emma together, and for being are very own a** less chaped, homeboy. *smears ketcup all over Yates* *dresses him in leopard print a** less chaps* *dances the conga with him nekkid style* *orgasms* *dies* LMAO!!!! *pulls out old caption* DAVY: Now, what do you say? DAN: Sorry for saying Alfonso was good. DAVY: And-? DAN: And he's nothing compared to you. DAVY: That's right because he's a nickampoop and I'm shizzin' it hot like there's no tomorrow. Now, you know what you must do... DAN: Umm... DAVY: Make a shrine of me of course, I'll supply the pictures. I have my own shrine... I like myself, I'm hot like that. Now you must paste me to your wall and worship me wearing Davy covered magick robes. DAN: Er- DAVY: If you don't then beware I shall get out my device and slap your bottom so hard that it'll fall off. You shall be bottomless for the rest of your life. You won't be able to sit or go to the toilet. DAN: *is scared* DAVY: No need to be frightened... I'm a gentle man really... I am a big cuddly bear who is easy to love.... Alfonso is a dirty beared man who smells of chicken sh*t.... get the diff?here's another muahaaha DAVY: Now picture this Dan, you see a beautiful woman walking down the street... she's radiant and stunning... what do you do? DAN: I erm... DAVY: You b**ch slap boy! DAN: Why? DAVY: Why? WHY? Because she's walking around with beatiful features when everyone knows I'M THE ONLY HOTTIE IN THE VILLAGE! DAN: ummm.... DAVY: Listen up... no-one has got nothin' on me. Please... do you want me to cry? It's upsetting to think there might be more gorgeous specimens than myself walking around. DAN: So you want me to b**ch slap some chick? Dude... that's whack. DAVY: You call that whack? I will wack your booty with my device until you admit it... DAN: What? DAVY: That I'm the hottest shizz! And ya'll are diggin' on me and my spankalicious buttocks.... DAN: Ehm... DAVY: C'mon sing the song I told you... DAN: No - DAVY: *pulls out device* If you know what's good for you... DAN: *sings* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when Davy walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face - DAVY: hahaha.... Oh my! I'm so effin' cool! Look at me... I'm just too hot to handle. My butt is so precious. Come here *grabs Dan* DAN: ehhhh DAVY: Danny ol' boy you just cheered me up with that song. I really am amazing. *sniffs* I think I might just go stare at my portrait some more..... I just hypervenilated for five minutes. I shall exalt you both.
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Post by mollywobbles23 on Apr 5, 2008 22:50:26 GMT -5
Did I wander into a bondage forum on mistake? lol
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Post by ♥ Laura ♥ on Apr 6, 2008 11:03:25 GMT -5
Of course not *quickly hides her tazors and chains*
;D
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Post by Lu on Apr 6, 2008 15:03:53 GMT -5
The Device-Useful for punishing a very bad Rupert. Hours of perverted fun. I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF THOSE! *goes to find it* BWAHAHAHA! Now to find rupert...
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Post by mollywobbles23 on Apr 7, 2008 15:26:44 GMT -5
Submarine: aka the new HMS Harmony. HeRoes like to hit it with canons and anvils. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of the submarine have eaten so much bacon that they have taken to shipping Dan and Emma. Once they are proven wrong once more, we fear they will completely devolve back into the slimy muck that once climbed out of the ocean and evolved into the ape. They will not evolve. Too much chemsity in their DNA from all the bacon.
LOL. That was a really long definition! lol
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Post by Chris on Apr 7, 2008 15:28:46 GMT -5
^ But it was oh so brillant.
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Post by mollywobbles23 on Apr 7, 2008 16:20:00 GMT -5
^ Thank you! *takes a bow*
Oh, I have to add: johnlocke will blow up the submarine as dictated by Jacob.
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Post by Mel. on Apr 7, 2008 18:06:09 GMT -5
LOL! Heroes like to hit it with canons, classic. ;D EDIT: Those David Yates caps had me laughing so hard! ;D I must find this David Yates thread.. ;D
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Post by jnazmom on Apr 7, 2008 18:09:43 GMT -5
Gayman- a superhero fashioned in the likes of Dan Radcliffe coming to shatter the hearts of D/E shippers everywhere. OMG. You forgot to mention that when Gayman flies, his butt whistles. Fail, Jillybean!
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