Post by Lu on Jun 12, 2009 16:11:53 GMT -5
Some of my favourites:
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My love this one to pieces:
Fred and George turned to each other and said together "Wow ---we're identical!"
"I dunno, though, I think I'm still bettering-looking," said Fred examining his reflection in a kettle.
"Bah," said Fleur, checking herself in the microwave door, "Bill don't look at me--I'm hideous!"
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Between Snape and DD in the prince's tale:
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The whole ron and his twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches thing always amuses me xD
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'And Death spoke to them - '
'Sorry,' interjected Harry, 'but Death spoke to them?'
'Its a fairy tale Harry!'
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And the list goes on and on and on...
"No!" he said loudly his voice ringing through the kitchen. "No Way!"
"If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives...?"
"---because it's the first time for all of us/" said Ron
"This is different pretending to be me ---"
"Well none of us really fancy it, Harry," said Fred earnestly. "Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever."
"You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you some hair."
"Well, that's that plan scuppered," said George. "Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate."
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance," said Fred.
"If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives...?"
"---because it's the first time for all of us/" said Ron
"This is different pretending to be me ---"
"Well none of us really fancy it, Harry," said Fred earnestly. "Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever."
"You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you some hair."
"Well, that's that plan scuppered," said George. "Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate."
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance," said Fred.
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My love this one to pieces:
Fred and George turned to each other and said together "Wow ---we're identical!"
"I dunno, though, I think I'm still bettering-looking," said Fred examining his reflection in a kettle.
"Bah," said Fleur, checking herself in the microwave door, "Bill don't look at me--I'm hideous!"
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Between Snape and DD in the prince's tale:
"Are you intending to let him kill you?"
"Certainly not. You must kill me." There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise...
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"
"Certainly not. You must kill me." There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise...
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"
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"I wish Uncle Bilius was still with us, though; he was a right laugh at weddings"
"Wasn't he the one who saw a Grim and died twenty-four hours later?"
"Well, yeah he went a bit odd towards the end."
"But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party. He used to down an entire bottle of firewhiskey, the run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his--"
"Yes, he sounds like a real charmer."
"Never married, for some reason."
"You amaze me."
"Wasn't he the one who saw a Grim and died twenty-four hours later?"
"Well, yeah he went a bit odd towards the end."
"But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party. He used to down an entire bottle of firewhiskey, the run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his--"
"Yes, he sounds like a real charmer."
"Never married, for some reason."
"You amaze me."
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The whole ron and his twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches thing always amuses me xD
"Nice" said Ron, as with one flourish of her wand Hermione turned the leaves on the crab-apple tree to gold, "You've really got an eye for that sort of thing!"
"Thank you Ron" said Hermione looking both pleased and a little confused. Harry turned away smiling to himself. He had a funny notion he would find a chapter on compliments when he found time to pursue his copy of Twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches.
"Thank you Ron" said Hermione looking both pleased and a little confused. Harry turned away smiling to himself. He had a funny notion he would find a chapter on compliments when he found time to pursue his copy of Twelve fail-safe ways to charm witches.
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"We didn't hear stories like that when we were little, we heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' and 'Cinderella' --"
"What's that, an illness?" asked Ron.
"What's that, an illness?" asked Ron.
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'And Death spoke to them - '
'Sorry,' interjected Harry, 'but Death spoke to them?'
'Its a fairy tale Harry!'
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And the list goes on and on and on...